#I think a certain someone watched Mean Girls (2004) a lot
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ALTHe'll be fine.
if u feel the first cramp and think "i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass" ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately
misterbrick42 asked:
Hi, ray ting here
Saw patrol
shittysawtraps answered:
you’ve heard of barbenheimer, now get ready for SAW PATROL
i'm going to be honest with you all if i was a fictional character and i started coughing up blood or otherwise exhibiting the telltale signs of an untimely tragic inevitable death not only would i tell no one but my main priority would become having gay sex as soon as possible so that i can alter the trajectory of someone's life forever by suddenly dying just as our situationship begins to show hints of becoming something more
them: you know you can tell me anything, don't you? you'd tell me if something was wrong, right?
me, smothering guilt or maybe just a coughing fit: of course don't even worry about it ^_^
the grim spectre of Death i've been seeing from the corner of my eye for weeks now, drawing inexorably nearer with each passing day: *twitches its skeletal hand a few inches closer to my throat*
me: man who asked you
them: what
me: oh nothing ^_^
my obituary will be the next top r/AITA post
can we start calling trans Gwen denial what it actually is: erasure. never ever would any of y’all bend over so far backwards to say “actually i think this character isn’t gay they just have that rainbow flag because they’re an ally” and you’re only saying it this time because you’re fucking transphobic. that is the truth.
And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.
I wrap this blessing around you like a shroud, so that no ill can find you, and every warmth is held close
i really love when a character, calmly and completely earnestly, is like i’m not important, i’m no one really, just a blade that people use and throw away. no one remembers me for long after i leave their life. and then you look at the evidence and it turns out that every person who meets them becomes permanently obsessed with them, for better and for worse, and the character has somehow completely missed this fact
cause of death: tried to organize an activity with more than 2 friends at once past the age of 25
I often think I could be such a good writer if I were better at writing
Unfortunately, the only way to improve your writing is to write.
